sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

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phoenix-downey:

viruru:

i knew what it was before even clicking play

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zuzuanddamianbratbat:

the-sherlocked-avatar:

iamsherlocked-ondoctorwho:

dietbeverage2:

“If Sherlock were a comedy show…how would the trailer look like? :)”

I am 221% DONE THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

I think someone should reblog this till the end of forever

YES PLEASE

I’M SO PROUD TO BE IN THIS FANDOM.

WE’VE COMPLETELY LOST IT :)))))))))

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burningthesouffles:

joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

i give you air from my lungs

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funneestuff:

mandarkslab:

I want these. So bad.

getting this tattooed! <3

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primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird.Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.Now hang on to your seat.Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.And here’s the “kicker”:A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

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too-precious-for-this-w0rld:

gallifrey-feels:

alicebutts:

suojure:

a+ steven moffat. pulling women jokes.

classic.

oM Y FcKING GOD its literally the year 1207 anD THEYRE CELIBATE IDIOT MONKS WHO PROBABLY RLY DO THINK WOMEN ARE EVIL SPIRITS AND STILL BELIEVE CHILDBIRTH IS PUNISHMENT FOR EVE’S SIN christ

THANK YOU

bless

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prettyfkedup:

saneininsane:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

i always need to reblog this

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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fotisha:

sherlockianfeels:

birdghost:

mugiwarayoshi:

How to Art: A Beginner’s Tutorial

GOOD DAY

I HAVE NEVER CaRIED SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I’ve never rebloged something so fast in my life.

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duck-tective:

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

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hornyaussieboy:

This cracks me up hahaha, wats with the pizza?!

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youhavemysoul:

Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead

The men of tumblr win

i could dig it.

Seem’s legit tbf

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

^winning
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?

I will never not reblog this
favuorite post on tumblr omfg

Omg this is baack yaay :)

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sawsbuckcoffee:

dont fucking sass me youtube

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