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primarie: Have a history teacher explain this if they...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:47:09 +0100

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

too-precious-for-this-w0rld: gallifrey-feels: alicebutts: suoj...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:39:43 +0100

too-precious-for-this-w0rld:

gallifrey-feels:

alicebutts:

suojure:

a+ steven moffat. pulling women jokes.

classic.

oM Y FcKING GOD its literally the year 1207 anD THEYRE CELIBATE IDIOT MONKS WHO PROBABLY RLY DO THINK WOMEN ARE EVIL SPIRITS AND STILL BELIEVE CHILDBIRTH IS PUNISHMENT FOR EVE’S SIN christ

THANK YOU

bless

prettyfkedup: saneininsane: buttships-were-meant-2spooky: thi...

Fri, 03 May 2013 00:49:17 +0100

prettyfkedup:

saneininsane:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

i always need to reblog this

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fotisha: sherlockianfeels: birdghost: mugiwarayoshi: How to...

Thu, 02 May 2013 01:53:36 +0100

fotisha:

sherlockianfeels:

birdghost:

mugiwarayoshi:

How to Art: A Beginner’s Tutorial

GOOD DAY

I HAVE NEVER CaRIED SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I’ve never rebloged something so fast in my life.

duck-tective: you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no...

Wed, 01 May 2013 21:43:48 +0100

duck-tective:

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

hornyaussieboy: This cracks me up hahaha, wats with the...

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:55:36 +0100

hornyaussieboy:

This cracks me up hahaha, wats with the pizza?!

youhavemysoul: Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:42:24 +0100

youhavemysoul:

Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

jesus god can I please get more of these

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.

Men of Tumblr…

dead

The men of tumblr win

i could dig it.

Seem’s legit tbf

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.

At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

^winning

THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Why are these guys doing this?

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?

I will never not reblog this

favuorite post on tumblr omfg

Omg this is baack yaay :)

sawsbuckcoffee: dont fucking sass me youtube

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:57:50 +0100

sawsbuckcoffee:

dont fucking sass me youtube

Photo

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:42:23 +0100

Photo

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:52:52 +0100

claytonsboy: eyesofophelia: thebiologicalmetacrisis: #what if...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:44:54 +0100

claytonsboy:

eyesofophelia:

thebiologicalmetacrisis:

#what if you’re stuck in a vitual world #and this gif is the only window into reality #and you’re really the doctor’s companion #and you did all these wonderful things together but one day you encountered a monster you couldn’t defeat #and just before it killed you #it pulled you into a pocket universe#or a computer #and you’ve contstructed this reality for yourself #your whole life in this little bubble universe #and this gif #the only look into your real life #is looping in the moment when the doctor lost you forever #and he’s reaching out to you #but he’s too late #because you’re gone #and this virtual life of yours will spin out in the skin of a single moment in reality #and you can’t wake up #because you’re dead and he’s lost another friend (via wellisnthatwizard)

you’re grounded.

EVERYONE CAN GO HOME THIS BROKE THE FANDOM.

steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime: improbablenormality: l-s-lovego...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:36:44 +0100

steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:

improbablenormality:

l-s-lovegood:

Whattttt? how did I not know about this?

Source

Source

Quick note: the lines don’t have to point upwards and straight next to each other, you can point them in any direction you want.

I’m so confused.

Plot Twist: The Doctor's name is Moon Moon

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:31:09 +0100

Plot Twist: The Doctor's name is Moon Moon

dear-melina-count-me-in: The girl wrote this on Facebook: ”I...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:25:55 +0100

dear-melina-count-me-in:

The girl wrote this on Facebook: ”I went to the beach the other day, for the first time since I was a child, I didn’t wear shorts or anything to cover up, this is a massive deal for me, I hate my body even without the scars, I believe I am fat and disgusting but, I pushed through the major anxiety, shaking and almost crying and made it to the water. Its a big deal, I did it.

This took a whole fucking lot of courage to post..”

And now this dickhead comments this. I can’t, i really can’t Facebook.

See this is what is wrong with humanity. This girl is mentally injured, But she takes a step towards better times. She tries to get back. She even go to the beach, only wearing a minimalistic piece of clothe. She convinces her biggest fear, the fear of people laughing at her. And she’s even more brave. Afterwords she posts this remarkable photo on Facebook. It maybe took her minutes to post this. Sitting there by her computer, with her finger on the mouse. Should she press ”Upload” or not?”

And she did it. She was brave enough to do it.

And then this is what she gets. A hate comment. And there was of course more comments than that. And if that isn’t enough, that comment up there, got 5 likes. 5 LIKES. People agree with that terrible person?

My faith in humanity is almost gone now. I want to show this girl, that i’m with her. I’m a supporter.

#peace

this made me more angry than ive been in a long time..

lovecraftianpsychoanalyst: mollyiswideawake: mr-davestrider: p...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:41:36 +0100

lovecraftianpsychoanalyst:

mollyiswideawake:

mr-davestrider:

punpunichu:

kisswwithafist:

boku-no-mj:

octoshrimp:

minestuck:

ramirezdahmerbundy:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

Do not harm little children.

Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

satan does not approve of the harming of little kids

satan disproves of rape

satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated

hail satan

Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually

Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity

If he does not stop, destroy him

I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules

This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’

goddessofasgard: dreamsaredangerousthings: sherlock-holmes-dedu...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:56:20 +0100

goddessofasgard:

dreamsaredangerousthings:

sherlock-holmes-deductions:

ilovepsych:

fuckyeahdoctorwhomusic:

I Am The Doctor for Strings.

I have this saved so i can reblog it every month

I wish I played an instrument so I could make this beautiful music!

I NEED THE SHEET MUSIC. SOMEBODY. HELP ME GET IT

cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:02:37 +0100

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

Thanks for following me! :)

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:22:41 +0100

no problem :)

Photo

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 12:47:06 +0100

shaynthevandal: nataliemeansnice: fucking BOOM. This is...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 17:51:21 +0100

shaynthevandal:

nataliemeansnice:

fucking BOOM.

This is wonderful.